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Rubbish poster

9, Apr 2009

Make your own version of the new government poster that is, even by their standards, utterly ridiculous. Expecting the population to telephone confidential anti-terror hotlines reporting unusual chemical containers? They’re more likely to call up complaining about how the council hasn’t collected their fetid pizza boxes in two weeks.

The Pope

17, Mar 2009

Where do you start? Is it even possible to articulate just how mind-bendingly, face-achingly, skull-fuckingly stupid the Catholic church is, led as they are by the Cretin-in-Chief Ratzinger?
The Pope was reported today as saying “You can’t resolve [Aids] with the distribution of condoms”, and that condoms somehow “increase the problem”. This is nothing new. In [...]

Is Obama…

21, Jan 2009

I decided to Google Barack Obama to see if anyone has suggested he was an atheist, after the whole inauguration yesterday featuring the homophobic ringpiece Rick Warren and assorted other god-bashing in the ceremony and the speech. Would have been interesting to see if Obama actually didn’t believe in a god, and was just saying [...]

The office Christmas party

17, Dec 2008

I start feeling festive usually at around 8pm on Christmas Eve, and that’s only if my belly contains Jameson and my ears contain Fairytale of New York.
The Pogues — Fairytale of New York
I’m not going to the office Christmas party this year, and the reaction when you say you’re not, just because you don’t want [...]

We are the angry mob

21, Nov 2008

I am constantly bewildered by what passes for news right now, finding myself harrumphing in my chair in disbelief at what I’m being told. My grandfather used to do it. Sat in his armchair he’d harrumph and grumble at the news of the latest criminal acts, once suggesting that “they should all be sent to [...]


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