Planet Paris
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens “mundane” lives.
BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Hilton backs online pardon appeal.
Paris Hilton, eh. How nice it must be to live on her planet. Enlivening mundane lives, being on the telly… um… what useful function does she serve?
Paris, was caught driving while banned – and gave the excuse that she didn’t read the letter that said she was banned, after previously having been charged with driving under the influence. Why didn’t she read the letter? She has people that do that for her.
Send Paris to jail. She will have to read her own mail, wipe her own arse, cut up her own food, and quite possibly also perform all of the aforementioned for a nineteen stone lesbian called Lurleen. Then she can make a series out of it on MTV and enliven our mundane lives some more.
Update: Sign the petition to Jail Paris Hilton
Quite Random is the blog of Nathan Nelson, a human male who lives in the UK and is not entirely sure what he's going to do when he grows up but is interested in international development, photography, secularism, technology, music and movies and other things anyone of his age would be.
D’you think those bright orange jumpsuit come in a size zero?
45 days! She must lose at least that many on a regular basis.