5 things me me
January 22nd, 2007
Chain blogging indeed!? I like this idea.
Adrianne asked, I’m doing it, pass it on, do the same.
Five things less than likely to be known about me:
- I self-harmed in school, once writing my name on my arm with a pencil sharpener blade. A teacher had a concerned word with me when he spotted it. I can’t remember why I did it.
- I was caught kissing my first girlfriend in school when upon seeing a passing teacher, in order to appear innocent, I decided to whistle nonchalantly. This whistling actually got us caught as, up until that point, the teacher who caught us didn’t have any idea we were there. I broke up with the same girl by writing her a typed letter. She responded by saying (quite fairly), “I thought I was your girlfriend, not your bank manager”. I have not always been so successful with women.
- When writing, I often write the second letter of a word or the second digit of a number first, and then go back and the first letter or digit. I have no idea why.
- I think I’m a coward.
- I frequently feel like someone just walked over my grave when I pee, and have been known to involuntarily shudder, which sometimes looks odd in pub toilets.
Posted in Diary by Nathan
Quite Random is the blog of Nathan Nelson, a human male who lives in the UK and is not entirely sure what he's going to do when he grows up but is interested in international development, photography, secularism, technology, music and movies and other things anyone of his age would be.
You get the pee shivers! Not uncommon in men. I have no idea how I know this. Excellent list.
Heheehahahehehaaaaaaaaaah! I am still giggling. You’re the tops, cousin!
1) I prefer marmalade to ketchup on my bacon sandwich
2) I owe the province of British Columbia $200 in unpaid medical insurance
3) I’m on the front cover of a sports science text book, kicking a rugby ball
4) My highschool girlfriend is now a bonafide porn star
5) I won the 100m at school sportsday 3 years in a row and the long jump at least once
1. I think I’m a bit dispraxic - I can’t see why people get so upset about little things that I say, I can only imagine that it’s mostly because they are idiots.
2. The lowest I’ve ever felt was when I broke a pal’s glasses playing football inside the close that I lived in around 84. He was poor, had a cleft palate and cried for about an hour. I didn’t cry but I felt sick
3. I’ve just had my third singing lesson. I’m not as bad as people’s face usually make me think. Singing from the chest and not the head is the key.
4. The inspiration for my first man spurt was watching Black Emmanualle on a german cable channel
5. I hate and love my feet being tickled about the same amount which is annoying.
Who was the first girlfriend??????
Was it you? Am I really confused now?
Well, I thought it might be me, and the whistling incident seems vaguely familiar, but it definitely wasn’t me who made the bank manager comment…. anyway, *I* broke up with *you*! (I think…?!)