Aw, we was only ‘avin a larf!
August 28th, 2006
Hizbullah last night admitted it would not have captured the two Israeli soldiers last month had it known a war would follow.
You can almost imagine Hassan Nasrallah coyly staring at his foot as he taps at the floor… “Who knew?”, he says, as everyone has a good laugh. “We were only doing it for a bit of a giggle, like… but Israel – pheee-ew! They went ape! I mean!”.
This goes down as Example 94 in the new series Why All Leaders Of Major Political Organisations, Terrorist Groups And Governments Are Unbelievable Morons.
Quite Random is the blog of Nathan Nelson, a human male who lives in the UK and is not entirely sure what he's going to do when he grows up but is interested in international development, photography, secularism, technology, music and movies and other things anyone of his age would be.
Well until the University degree “how to create a sensible war and develop morale battle strategy” is launched I think we’ll all struggle.
Semester 1 - Module 1: The etiquette of daisy cutter bombing and how to minimise killing the kids!
Heh…
Semester 1 - Module 2: How to win hearts AND minds.