Equal rights for Klingons!
May 25th, 2006
A Klingon Batleth has been seized by police in a house raid in Gloucester, the Sun reports. The sword was recovered by ‘shocked cops’, who said it ‘could easily take someone’s head off’.
Shortly, it will also be announced that speaking in Klingon is to be banned, as well as eating live Gagh, and wearing a cornish pasty on your forehead.






















