Rubbish poster

Make your own version of the new government poster that is, even by their standards, utterly ridiculous. Expecting the population to telephone confidential anti-terror hotlines reporting unusual chemical containers? They’re more likely to call up complaining about how the council hasn’t collected their fetid pizza boxes in two weeks.

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