Questions I still don’t have answers to

On June 5 2008 · 1 Comment · In Cambodia, Diary
  • Why do missionaries always come in gangs? Don’t they like to bang tambourines alone?
  • If someone asks you if you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, is it rude to laugh and run away shouting ‘nutter!’?
  • Do all tourists leave their manners at home?
  • Why does the Internet stop working when it rains?
  • Where do the fish come from that Khmers fish out of puddles after it rains?
  • Why do Koreans wear such shockingly bad trousers?
  • Why do tuk tuk drivers ask if you if you want a tuk tuk even while you are in the process of dismounting your motorbike?
  • Are Dragonfruit the most overdressed fruit in the world?
  • Are rambutans worth the effort?
  • What the hell is football and why do so many people watch it?
  • Could the monkey on Wat Bo Road steal my sunglasses?
  • Is buying the Bangkok Post expressly for toilet training the puppy without reading it ignorance or simply pragmatism?
  • How the hell did I rip my boxer shorts last night?
  • Am I my own worst enemy?
  • Is there anywhere in Siem Reap I can work in peace?

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  • Iain

    There’s a rather good song title from aband called Ballboy which asks a question which often perplexes me when lying awake late at night/early in the morning:

    “Where do the nights of sleep go when they do not come to me?”