Christ on a bike, this heatwave is boring.

Armpits constantly fostering the ideal conditions for the cultivation of mushrooms, no energy, stinking drains, yellow grass, and salads, salads, I’m getting really bored of eating salads. Everyone’s looking really cheesed off with the heatwave now, so it looks like the novelty of sunshine has finally worn off.

That [...]

I’m in Leeds, hung over, blogging in Virgin Megastore on a coin-operated computer. We went out to celebrate Nick’s birthday last night, and it was a remarkably restrained affair – we didn’t end up stumbling in to any one of the usual places I remember from when I lived here, so the night was all [...]

A nerdy confession this may be, but I think a lot of people do it.

Sat on the train this morning, the commuters stood with hangdog expressions, maybe dreading the inevitable crush to get on the tube at Victoria. No-one was talking and everyone looked sort of lonely, or at least in their own world. [...]